(Source: dualchainz, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!

clock: 11:01

me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

sedirktive:

when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.

(via babyknights)

thedeathecchi:

ninetween:

diickhead:

makes a man go broom broom

SHUT UP YOU DID NOT

you absolute MONSTER

71 Reasons Bubbline is Canon

peacelovehappinessandwriting:

  1. The episode “What Was Missing” is the only episode of Adventure Time to date that has ever been deemed “controversial.” The reason for this is because it has largely been accused of possessing lesbian subtext between the characters of Marceline and Princess Bubblegum. Some conservatives have even…

suqmydiqtbh:

me explaining anything 99% of the time

(via actual-yandere-marina-diamandis)